Aside from the individual theme credits below, thanks to Andy Gricevich and Amy Fenn, who have been my most reliable supporters and contributors. Also, disclaimer aside, thanks to ITG for making the self-checkout and being excited by this work.

Pirate credits

Pig Latin credits

Zombie credits

Baby Talk credits

Ninja credits

Guided Meditation credits

Checkout: The Musical credits

Haiku credits

Towel Day credits

Robot credits

Zombie Hunter credits

Gameshow credits

Biscuit credits

Thanksturkey credits

Irish credits